We all have days like this!

A little
old lady from
Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old
enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little
compensation.







When
canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the
1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan . The
producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
"Carnation Milk is best of all."





She
thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can
do this!





She
sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of
her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so
much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use
it!"

Big Storm

DO YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S? CHECK HERE NOW

>>Quick Check for Alzheimer's>>>>

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

Cute A$$

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