I'm considering having fat takin outa' my ass and injected into the wrinkles on my face and a little in the lips to puff 'em up real nice. Serves a duel function. I get rid of my wrinkles. And every time somebody gives me a kiss I have the added satisfaction of knowing...I just got my ass kissed. I could use a good ass kissing. Seein' as how I got no money or fame....it's never gonna happen any other way.
And finally...the Christmas "good cheer" question of the day. If an obnoxious little kid stands in the middle of a department store screaming his guts out and his Mother who is 2 feet away doesn't seem to hear him, is he really screaming?
I'm considering having fat takin outa' my ass and injected into the wrinkles on my face and a little in the lips to puff 'em up real nice. Serves a duel function. I get rid of my wrinkles. And every time somebody gives me a kiss I have the added satisfaction of knowing...I just got my ass kissed. I could use a good ass kissing. Seein' as how I got no money or fame....it's never gonna happen any other way.
And finally...the Christmas "good cheer" question of the day. If an obnoxious little kid stands in the middle of a department store screaming his guts out and his Mother who is 2 feet away doesn't seem to hear him, is he really screaming?
