Thursday, December 20, 2007

HUMOR......My Living Will

MY LIVING WILL
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch.

6 comments:

Little Wing said...

gab, that is so damn funny!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!

jillie said...

I'll be right over with more wine!!!

LMAO

barman said...

I knew there was an advantage to having Jillie around. One of many things, you are our wine connection!

I saw this before but without Maxine. It is even better with Maxine. For that very reason, no Living Will for me. lol

GAB said...

Barman: Funny thing is my sister and I were actually talking about Living Wills not to long ago. I said the same thing I dont want to be kept alive on machines etc etc. Then I get this email.lol I thought it was to good not to share.
Jillie: Thanks I'll need some.
Little Wing: Thanks I thought so to that why I had to share here.

tsduff said...

Jillie - wait for me...

Hilarious!

lime said...

sounds like something my family would tell me.