You sure are looking tasty er, good this year. What do you say we skip the presents and cuddle up with some hot cocoa and take a nice long nap?
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6 comments:
oooooohhhhhhhh, i've been a very good girl, can santa come visit and let me be a very bad girl?
Hey, do me a favor and send one of his elves over... female please.
Dang! That sure as hell don't look like my santatoe.....dis boy IS my ho!!
Dear Santa,
Manny's only kidding. She really wants motorized cat toys, a large brown leather purse, and a car freshner. (see list at Cowpie Field under second post)
Hot sex with you wouldn't really get anything crossed off her Christmas list so....imo, your time would be better spent dropping off Manny's gifts, and then moving on to give these other ladies a nice slow hand, some tender nibbling, and a little peek at whats under the Santa suit.
After all, this time of the year...time management is everything, right?
Your trusty helper,
Crabby
We might slide off of him with all of that oil on his body....lol
Be still my heart!!!!
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