I went to the dentist for something...denistry like. We finish up and I head for home. It was still early in the day and I thought some nice cold beer sounded like a good idea so I went to the drive thru. There was a new guy, he was older and grumpy. I told him what I wanted and he insisted I give him the money first.
Offended, but unwilling to let this guy spoil my good mood, I paid him first and thought I would come back on Saturday and tell the owner about him. The owner likes me.
I get home, put the beer away and head to the bathroom. I stop at the mirror and to my horror I find I have white powder all around my nose area. I just busted out laughing thinking about the beer guy. There I was, mouth still numb, white powder on my nose, and buying beer. I would have called the cops if I had been him. Yep, I would have reported my ass...JackAss. Ahhh ah ah JackAss, get it?
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Manny...
So because you snort a few lines the guy wouldn't give you any beer?
That's sucks!!
Hey great post..xoxox
Man, two most excelent posts. I am not sure i have enough Jackassery in me to come up with a post.
I think the beer dude just did not want you to run off with the merchandise. So let that be a lesson to you... if you are going to do lines like that you need to be ready to pay up front.
you can buy beer in a drive thru? Please let me know where I can move to have this service
At least the guy didn't ask you to score some powder for him, hehe!
You should have told him you needed the beer to wash down the powdered donut...lol!!!!!
Hey, at least you didn't have a booger hanging from your nose.
LOL!!
I'm with Jille. A booger would be worse. Then he wouldn't even take your money. (well, not if you tried to hand it to him) ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
HANG ON!
It's hours later (cuz my brain is melting over here from staring at old pictures for hours and hours)
but.....
what was that white powder? If you've been to Horton's without me, I'm gonna pout!
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