Monday, December 3, 2007

Save Our Planet.........



ATTENTION: Not all contributions to this blog, need to be silly! We can provide a valuable public service to the Community. Our 'Good Friend' Paris Hilton, is showing everyone how to piss properly when using public facilities!!..Lets hope she washed her hands..Ewwwwww!

...And FYI.!
Each time your toilet is flushed it uses 5-7 gallons of water..Roughly 40% of all the water used in your home is flushed down the toilet! So maybe more women should consider peeing out-side like most men do!
Lets just say, that The G-Man does his part for the ecology of this planet... Peace!

27 comments:

Crabby said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! I stumble back in from a day of hell, come here and see.....Paris Hilton on the toilet. I'm gonna have nightmares.

R U serious? We use "that" much water flushing? Yeegads!

The guys are going outside? That explains the unique aroma I've been picking up lately.

Manny said...

G Man is definitely doing his part in being green.

Manny said...

Hey, I need this link on my blog.

SignGurl said...

G-man, only you would have a picture of Paris peeing on a toilet!

Obviously she likes the shaved cooter.

Vi said...

oooo, after that news, I'm gonna have to get one of those women pee things to do it standing up so I can pee outside! (Like hey, I don't want wee running down my inside leg from squatting!)

Manny said...

Thanks for the link sign.

G-Man said...

You are welcome. I don't want to hear about you using the potty like Paris, though.

SignGurl said...

ahahahahaha! I'm such a JackAsserfist that I commented as G-Man. I could do some serious damage.

jillie said...

LOL...I can't believe she is holding the toilet seat! And she's worried about her coochie touching it? YUCK...maybe she eats with that thang...lol

Kingcover said...

Just thought I'd come over here on my birthday to show some love and also to flush the toilet whilst Hilton is still on it hopefully. If she gets sucked down through the u-bend I'll give her a plunger. Just hope she uses it on the correct hole!

Crabby said...

Jenn, this lookes awsome! Thank you soooo much! I love the JackAssery button. LOL! That's great! How do you come up with this stuff?

Crabby said...

Sign, LOL! Just think what you could accomplish being able to post as G? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! He's in so much trouble.

Crabby said...

Vi, what things? I never heard of anything like that. I want one for when it snows.

Manny, tell me you're not going to use nair ..... there.

King, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!

G-Man said...

Vi Vi Voom...
I don't think that you 'have' to squat to pee. I think that you could learn to 'arc' a stand up pee if you practiced enough...
I have pictures!!!
Hahahahaha...
Crabby...I LOVE this blog!!..Thanks for the opportunity to display my crazy side..G

jillie said...

It's just bitchin!!!

lime said...

the girl needs to learn the hands free hover technique. sheesh.....

jillie said...

AND.......she's barefoot!

Mona said...

can I comment?

...G Man.. is Paris pissing through a funnel ????

Michele in Michigan said...

I'm with Jillie--first thing I thought was "Ewwwwww, she's holding onto the SEAT!!"

Then I thought, perhaps she is performing a Public Service so that nobody catches her CooterCooties :)

G-Man said...

Mona Dear..
No! Paris is NOT pissing through a funnel. She has excellent 'Cooter Control' and could have actually pissed standing up, were she not so drunk!
Thank You for asking..
xox

Crabby said...

Gman, Aw, you're welcome. But you do realize I had my own selfish purposes, right? I love playin' with you guys and it's the only way I could keep doing it since I jumped in way over my head this Christmas with work.

Mona, Sure you can comment! Jump in and have fun. That's what we're here for.

barman said...

For as pretty as this girl is she sure does get herself in some screwed up situations. I wonder if we can get her to be a contributor here? She would fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Paris is such an asset to the world community I cherish her!
tc

jillie said...

tc...time to lay off the cat nip dude! lol

MilkMaid said...

Well...I sure hope she doesn't forget that little pink phone on the toilet paper holder.

SIMON said...

Paris peeing and G man turning green - boy am I glad i came here!!

angela marie said...

Paris is afeared of sitting on a toilet?!? Her coochie has seen grosser things than that, I'm sure!