Kiss my cheek, sucker!
I'm considering having fat takin outa' my ass and injected into the wrinkles on my face and a little in the lips to puff 'em up real nice. Serves a duel function. I get rid of my wrinkles. And every time somebody gives me a kiss I have the added satisfaction of knowing...I just got my ass kissed. I could use a good ass kissing. Seein' as how I got no money or fame....it's never gonna happen any other way.
And finally...the Christmas "good cheer" question of the day. If an obnoxious little kid stands in the middle of a department store screaming his guts out and his Mother who is 2 feet away doesn't seem to hear him, is he really screaming?
I'm considering having fat takin outa' my ass and injected into the wrinkles on my face and a little in the lips to puff 'em up real nice. Serves a duel function. I get rid of my wrinkles. And every time somebody gives me a kiss I have the added satisfaction of knowing...I just got my ass kissed. I could use a good ass kissing. Seein' as how I got no money or fame....it's never gonna happen any other way.
And finally...the Christmas "good cheer" question of the day. If an obnoxious little kid stands in the middle of a department store screaming his guts out and his Mother who is 2 feet away doesn't seem to hear him, is he really screaming?
7 comments:
oh yeah, he's screaming alright. lil story...
good friend of mine got tired of her young man throwing fits in the store. they went grocery shopping and he threw himself down in the aisle and started screaming. she stood there and called out, 'hey, everyone! come look! caleb's havintg a fit! it's a really good one! come see!' the kid stood up mortified and never tantrumed in a store again.
OMG, that really works Lime? Not being a parent I am in the position of being taken advantage of so I just never knew.
Crabbs, I am not kissing your ass, sorry. I think I can come up with some fake wax lips... does that count?
Lime, that's beautiful. I love it when a parent turns things around like that. Now "those" are parents I look up to. Cause I'll tell ya, as parents, we gotta keep the upper hand any way we can. These little boogers are SMART! And sadly, they have more energy than us.
Bry, heck no. You can't use wax lips. That's soooo cheating! Here...gimme a little peck on the cheek...right there. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Vi, the other day I was out shopping and I thought some kind of emergency alarm was going off....but nope....it was this little kid screaming his guts out, over and over, for no reason at all. And his mother was smiling at him while he did it. UGH!
I hate to say it but....I was in a horrid mood so when I walked by I said, "Damn! Put a muzzle on that kid, will ya?"
ts, Naw, they wouldn't be fat cause I'd have them pump that butt fat into the wrinkle parts that are like valleys now. LOL! Bring everything up to the same level.
PS. I have decided to wait and do my photo restoration stuff after Christmas so I can take my time with it. That stuff is too intense to rush. sooooooo.....
I CAN PLAY AGAIN!!! Soon as I finish the tree forest in my living room. I'm taking pics. (it was another one of Jake's ideas that....seemed to make sense at the time....but has kinda grown to scary proportions.)
I'd hate to see the size of my cheeks if I had them plumped with my ass fat. I'm not sure there's enough face there to handle it.
Lime, that story can be a post.
I myself usually just run over them with my cart.
I have even walked by kids acting up and tell them in a low voice..."That is bad" or "That isn't very nice" then I give them the look my mommy gave to me.
Sign you make me laugh. I don't have enough junk in my trunk to take. They'd have to use what's under the hood. LOL
Sign, STOP THAT! I damn near choked to death on my hot water when I read that. I'm not kidding. LMAO!
Manny, Since I'm a good sister, I'll loan you the fat from my thighs. Unless you'd rather have stomach fat?
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